Monday, September 17, 2007
Write, write, write. Just to fill the silence.
I have a joke.
Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary. All of the bodies have very big smiles on their faces.
The Coroner calls the police to tell them his results after the examination.
First body: "Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure whilst making love to his mistress hence the enormous smile, Inspector", says the Coroner.
Second body: "Scotsman, 25, won a thousand pounds on the lottery, spent it all on whisky. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile."
The Inspector asked, "But, what of the third body?"
"Ah", says the coroner. "This is the most unusual one. Paddy from Belfast, 30, struck by lightning."
"Why is he smiling then?", inquires the Inspector.
"He thought he was having his picture taken."
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I felt a little dizzy on the bus on the way home from work, but other than that, today I was absolutely fine.
I have a joke.
Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary. All of the bodies have very big smiles on their faces.
The Coroner calls the police to tell them his results after the examination.
First body: "Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure whilst making love to his mistress hence the enormous smile, Inspector", says the Coroner.
Second body: "Scotsman, 25, won a thousand pounds on the lottery, spent it all on whisky. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile."
The Inspector asked, "But, what of the third body?"
"Ah", says the coroner. "This is the most unusual one. Paddy from Belfast, 30, struck by lightning."
"Why is he smiling then?", inquires the Inspector.
"He thought he was having his picture taken."
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I felt a little dizzy on the bus on the way home from work, but other than that, today I was absolutely fine.
# posted by Pynchon @ 10:39 pm 
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You might have inner ear problems, hence the dizziness. Is it possible you have water in your ear? If so, take rubbing alcohol and put it on a cotton ball and stick it in your ear. It will dry up any water in there.
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