Pynchon

It has been a quiet day. A mememe, methinks, courtesy of Graham.

1. [Beer] Yes, please. Let's get a couple in, shall we? Save us going to the bar later.
2. [Relationships] are great when they are going well, a nightmare when they are not.
3. [Purple] vein. I've got one. I suppose most men have.
4. [Power Rangers] is a television show that has confused me for many a year.
5. [Weed] Ah... "Bill And Ben". Now, that was what you call a classic television show.
6. [Steroids] Apparently J.F.K was on steroids for years.
7. [The President] is probably not as stupid as people like to make out.
8. [Tupperware] is sometimes useful.
9. [Florida] is sunny, I hear.
10. [Santa Claus] Vs. S.P.I.D.E.R is a story by the great writer Harlan Ellison.
11. [Halloween] 2007 is when "Saw IV" is due to be released. I kind of like the "Saw" films, repetitive though they may be.
12. [Bon Jovi] are shite.
13. [Grammar] is something that most of the people I work with have no concept of, says smug Pynchon.
14. [Myspace] is something that I know very little about.
15. [Worst fear] Suffocation, being trapped with nowhere to go.
16. [Marriage] could be great if it is going well, but a nightmare if it isn't.
17. [Paris Hilton] should never have gone to prison. Would you break a butterfly on a wheel?
18. [Pat] is a wonderful word for a girl to have on her T-Shirt.
19. [Redheads] are people with red hair.
20. [Blondes] are people with blonde hair.
21. [Pass the] dutchie on the left hand side. Classic single by Musical Youth. The soundtrack to the autumn of 1982.
22. [One night stand] is a pretty good (and serious) film starring Wesley Snipes and Natasha Kinsky.
23. [Donald Trump] has got kind of an interesting haircut.
24. [Neverland] is a place that was once owned by Michael Jackson. He might still own it. I don't know.
25. [Pixie stix] is a powdered candy packaged in a wrapper that resembles a drinking straw. (Thank you Wikipedia.)
26. [Vanilla ice cream] is kind of nice.
27. [Hooters] melons, floppy fun bags, jugs, tits, thanks for the mammaries, etc.
28. [High school] More like low school.
29. [Pajamas] Haven't worn them for years.
30. [Woods] There are things in the woods. I've seen "The Village".
31. [Wet Socks] will always dry in time, assuming that they are not left in the rain.
32. [Computer] love. I think that was a song. (Kraftwerk?)
33. [Love] is a fine song by John Lennon.

I'm off to watch some TV.

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