Wednesday, February 27, 2008

 
Whooooeeeee! Anarchy Earthquake In The UK!

23:56. I was watching "Morvern Callar". It was very quiet. Then, suddenly, there was an enormous groan and a creaking sound as window frames tried to bend and then the settee shook for a couple of seconds. Then nothing.

Straight after that there was another rumbling sound as Lorraine got out of bed.

"What the fuck was that?"

"Just an earthquake. Nothing to worry about."

Call me Mr. Cool.

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Erm, Lorraine doesn't read this blog does she? Hope not, as I'm not sure many women would appreciate being compared to an earthquake.

Just sayin'.
 
Sometimes she rocks by world.

(See what I did there?)
 
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