Tuesday, August 29, 2006
Lorraine is in tears downstairs. She has just finished reading (in two days) the latest Harry Potter tome, "Harry Potter and the Half Breed Prince". Lorraine is referring to J. K. Rowling as an "Evil old witch" and a "Cow!". Apparently somebody dies.
The movie will be due sometime around 2009. I think I might wait for that.
(Stretches and yawns.)
I am crazy tired (but not too tired for "Lost" at 10pm, ha ha ha!). Up too late, up too early.
Today we have purchased a new PC (300GB) and laptop (120GB). The PC has dopplers, googlers, whizzy bang technology and goblin magic. I am due to pick it up on Thursday. We bought the laptop home today, and after getting over her Potter grief, Lorraine is now configuring it. On Friday we have a man (or a lady - Hey! I'm all for sexual equality) arriving who is going to install a secure wireless network for us, for a small fee. Why don't I install it myself? Because I would shit myself with stress, that's why.
I will soon be on the cutting edge of technology. All bow before me!
This afternoon we took Moon The Cat back to the Vet for a checkup. The Vet is very pleased at Moon's progress and has asked us to bring Moon back to see him in about 3 months time. Moon celebrated by doing a huge shit when he got back to the house.
I am supposed to be on holiday. When exactly does the holiday bit of the holiday start?
Lorraine is going to Nottingham tomorrow to see her friend. I will be all alone.
Cocaine and Hookers it is then! Or failing that, I might go to see a film.
The movie will be due sometime around 2009. I think I might wait for that.
(Stretches and yawns.)
I am crazy tired (but not too tired for "Lost" at 10pm, ha ha ha!). Up too late, up too early.
Today we have purchased a new PC (300GB) and laptop (120GB). The PC has dopplers, googlers, whizzy bang technology and goblin magic. I am due to pick it up on Thursday. We bought the laptop home today, and after getting over her Potter grief, Lorraine is now configuring it. On Friday we have a man (or a lady - Hey! I'm all for sexual equality) arriving who is going to install a secure wireless network for us, for a small fee. Why don't I install it myself? Because I would shit myself with stress, that's why.
I will soon be on the cutting edge of technology. All bow before me!
This afternoon we took Moon The Cat back to the Vet for a checkup. The Vet is very pleased at Moon's progress and has asked us to bring Moon back to see him in about 3 months time. Moon celebrated by doing a huge shit when he got back to the house.
I am supposed to be on holiday. When exactly does the holiday bit of the holiday start?
Lorraine is going to Nottingham tomorrow to see her friend. I will be all alone.
Cocaine and Hookers it is then! Or failing that, I might go to see a film.
# posted by Pynchon @ 8:40 pm 
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I'll be watching Lost at 11pm on E4 as I'm a week ahead.
Also just to let you know, my cat jessie [a house cat] will go outside for a runaround then meow to get in, and then do a huge steaming shit in her litter tray. typical.
Also just to let you know, my cat jessie [a house cat] will go outside for a runaround then meow to get in, and then do a huge steaming shit in her litter tray. typical.
Ooh, new PC and new laptop and shiny new wireless network... Nice!
Now you can download 300GB of steaming hardcore porn while Lorraine is working. Brilliant! Or you can just blog and download movies...
Now you can download 300GB of steaming hardcore porn while Lorraine is working. Brilliant! Or you can just blog and download movies...
you should have come to Nottingham with her and come for a few beers, you daft clown.
Or download the porn as Stef suggests, of course.
Or download the porn as Stef suggests, of course.
I am so totally in tune with Lorraine about the Harry Potter thing. I was FLOORED when I read that book and got to the end only to find out who J.K.R. killed off. WTF? But seeing as the actor who played him had died in real life it was expected.
I am so jealous over the PC. 300GB??? Oh the jealousy!
I am so jealous over the PC. 300GB??? Oh the jealousy!
adem - I always do the "Lost" double bill on a Tuesday as well. Did you get a feeling of dread all the way through last nights episode, and were you shocked and stunned at the end, like I was? You weren't? Are you dead?
stef - There will be no porn on my new machine, young man... Well... It all depends what you mean by porn, doesn't it? I prefer to call it art.
LB - I did think about coming over to Nottingham, but people are at work and it would have been a little like inviting myself to somebody else's party. Next time. Yes?
fuff - Thanks, but I cannot tell Lorraine that Potter is only a story as she would probably garrott me.
daisy mae - Maybe it is a female thing. Well, maybe not. I once found myself in tears reading Stephen King's "The Green Mile". The bit when the Frenchman was saying goodbye to his mouse. Shouldn't be allowed.
darth phil - Of course.
katyola - It's tomorrow (31st August). I might have a glass of coca cola to celebrate. (BTW. Have you had anything in the post, yet?)
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stef - There will be no porn on my new machine, young man... Well... It all depends what you mean by porn, doesn't it? I prefer to call it art.
LB - I did think about coming over to Nottingham, but people are at work and it would have been a little like inviting myself to somebody else's party. Next time. Yes?
fuff - Thanks, but I cannot tell Lorraine that Potter is only a story as she would probably garrott me.
daisy mae - Maybe it is a female thing. Well, maybe not. I once found myself in tears reading Stephen King's "The Green Mile". The bit when the Frenchman was saying goodbye to his mouse. Shouldn't be allowed.
darth phil - Of course.
katyola - It's tomorrow (31st August). I might have a glass of coca cola to celebrate. (BTW. Have you had anything in the post, yet?)
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